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Top 10… Dagnasty Evil Villains
10. Agent Smith – The Matrix (1999), The Matrix Reloaded (2003), The Matrix Revolutions (2003)
“Mr. Aaaanderson.” Hugo Weaving’s calculated drawl made Smith the most evil computer programme since that shitey little paperclip from Word. Smith adds to the damning cinematic evidence that Artificial Intelligence is capable of nothing but pure, nasty evil. (more…)
Top 10… Action Hero One-Liners
10. “He’s dead tired” – Commando (1985)
Retired elite commando John Matrix (Arnie) has only a few hours to rescue his kidnapped daughter from an evil, exiled dictator. While on board a plane to the destination of the man Matrix is being forced to assassinate, he breaks the neck of the evil henchman assigned to escort him. Just before leaving the plane, he tells the air hostess, “Please do not disturb my friend, he’s dead tired.” Awful, but brilliant. (more…)
Top 10… Movie Creatures
10. Jabba the Hutt – Star Wars Episodes I (1999), IV (1977), VI (1983)
“Ooo na beeta Wookie!” The fattest mob-lord in the galaxy was pure old-school animatronics. Jabba cost over half a million dollars to make and three puppeteers to operate. Plus, he had a lot of taste when it came to bikini picking. (more…)
Top 10… Ghost films
10. Sleepy Hollow (1999)
Tim Burton never did scary better than with his glorious imagining of the tale of the headless horseman. Even pre-beheading he was scary, thanks to Christopher Walken (more…)
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